On Debian's init process

Are you tired of badly written, complex, buggy and generally shitty init systems on Debian based systems?
Do you wonder what certain Debian developers have been smoking lately?
Do you think upstart, systemd and the likes need to stay the fuck away from your otherwise pretty stable Debian systems and do you long for the simpler SysV days?
Yeh, me too.

apt-get install sysvinit systemd-

or

apt-get install sysvinit upstart-

takes care of it.
That's all.